It seems that everyone has advice lately about relationships. Some of the advice is good, some of it is just rehashed poetry. I've been around the block a few times and I'll show what some of my findings have been.

1. If you approach a woman in a setting such as at a party, bar, or whatever; If she says no, you might as well leave. Do not go any further. Do not ask another woman out in that place. You are blackmarked. It is over! You will not find another woman in that place. It sounds silly, but its the gospel. Just don't do it.

2. If you're shy approaching women tell yourself in your mind that you are the greatest lover in the world. Go to the bathroom and say it to yourself in the mirror, if you have to. Just get it in your head that you are the greatest and it will radiate to others.

3. Do not be something that you are not. Do not pretend to be a player if you're not. You'll look dumb. Real players do not go up and play the card you see on tv. Most women with intelligence can spot a phony, and you will be labeled as such if you put on a front. The best way to approach a woman is with the classic, "How's your night?" This also works well, "How was your day?" Women love it when a man shows an interest in their well being.

4. Treat the woman like she's the only lady in the world. Ask her questions about her job, pets, just things like this. Do not ask too personal of questions in the beginning. Just become friends.

5. Make eye contact. A woman knows how to melt a man with a certain look of her eyes. Do not wear sunglasses. Glasses are ok, if you have to wear them. Just don't cover up your eyes. This is real important.

6. Know the flirting signs. Learn that when a woman plays with her hair, it means she's enjoying your company. If she touches you, touch back. Don't go overboard with the touching. If she brushes you, "accidentally" brush her back. If she "accidentally" kicks your feet, bump back. It's all a game. You have to know how to play it.

7. Do not take phone calls during your conversation. Turn the phone on vibrate or just turn it off. I guarantee, if you don't want a second chance with her take the phone call. It's one of the rudest things that you can do. Do not talk on the cell phone.

8. When the woman takes a drink, you should take a drink. Try to build a rhythm. The more insync you become, the more chemistry there will be.

9. Take a genuine interest in her. Repeat her name before you ask a question. Make her think that she's the one, right now.

10. The best way to seal the deal is with the classic, "How's a guy like me gonna get to know you more?" Do this after the chemistry has started. Don't do it in the beginning. You have to close with this and she's all yours.

I've just showed you, the reader how to get the girl. I should be paid for my knowledge. Just kidding. I'm telling you this works, now go out and get it done.